Bullsh*tters and Game Spitters

What is it in society that tells men that they need to have all these lyrics and lines to approach a woman?
What ever happened to regular conversation? ...

"Hi, How are you? I'm John. I haven't seen you around here before.......Would you like to grab a cup of coffee some time?" *simple*

Why is it always....

"Hi, How are you? I'm Jay. Are you new around here? ...........I thought so shorty, because I would have noticed all that sexiness before."

Are you serious? Get the f*ck outta here with that nonsense.

It is my firm belief that once you have passed the undergraduate age, game spitting should stop. Now if you're funny, and the lines you're throwing are for sh*ts and giggles and they break the ice and lead to regular conversation then I'm all for it. But this should not be your main approach tactic.

C'mon guys, women over the age of 23 still accept the, "Shorty, what's yo name?", b.s.? Unless you are Trey Songz, leave that sh*t alone please. It really isn't that cute.

Now you may be wondering why this is unattractive. This is why. Your bag of prepared, non-spontaneous lines tells me a few things:

1. You are a thirsty dude, and thirst is very rarely attractive.
2. You're most probably not genuine.
3. This is how you approach everything; with feathers, fluff and nothing substantial.

In other words, this tells me that you're a bullsh*tter. Now I realize that it might be unfair to assume that all game spitters are a subset of the wider bullsh*tters group, but baby...I can only speak on what I've seen.

So who are the bullsh*tters? .... Don't bullsh*t me! You know them...
They spit that good game (sound familiar?), everything sounds wonderful, you think they are level headed, serious (what you see is what you get) people but it's all just feathers, fluff and nothing substantial. They just do and say what they think is necessary to manipulate you into where they want you to be. This is why the game spitting is a dead give away. By spitting game, they are feeding you what they think they need to, to get your number; or a date or whatever.

Besides; don't you think game spitting is played? State your intentions early. You want to get to know me? Cool, let's have a conversation.... All this filler you're throwing at me is just wasting my time.

Now don't get me wrong, I am a strong advocate for flattery and ego-stroking. I give it freely and freely accept it; but the timing and execution of these need to be right.

So please, stop the game spitting. Thanks, much appreciated.


*Disclaimer*
The non game spitting people may still be bullsh*tters, but at least the likelihood of that being the case is smaller and your initial conversations would not be nearly as irritating.